OK....I went into daycare about a week ago and all the teachers looked at me really sympathetically. The director called me into the office and asked me if my house burned down. I had been at work all day, so I was wondering if they knew something I didn't. I said I hoped it didn't burn down. They looked a little relieved and told me that Tristan, my 3 year old, had convinced them all that his house burned down. Apparently he went as far as to say that he and Casey climbed out the window, ran to the neighbors and the fireman came. He then said we had a new house. HMMMMMM.....a big story or bad dream??? Tristan has been obsessed with the smoke alarm in our house for a long time and makes me tell him about it at least 10 times a day. The story he told at daycare is pretty much what I told him to do if the smoke alarm ever went off. Well, at least he listens. Other topics of interest for Tristan include jail and poison. He has liked poison since he watched snow white. He tells us that he is going to make up drink poison all the time now. I don't know how he got interested in Jail, but he makes us tell him about that too. He went to school yesterday and told his teachers that mommy and daddy went to jail and that he had to go get us out. Luckily, they didn't belive it...at least they say they didnt..... Oh, the last thing. Tristan is obsessed with running around the house completely naked. Yes, completely. Not even underwear. Anyway, he also pokes at his butt and scratches it a lot. Of course, this makes it red and itchy and ultimately hurts. So, he goes around the house saying my butt hurts. I put Desitin cream on it to relieve the itching and he now says his butt hurts and that mommy touches his butt. So, the daycare teachers are now being told that mommy is apparently a child molester for touching Tristan's butt, went to jail and our house burned down (probably me engaging in arson). Thankfully, people know me pretty well by now and don't believe it.
Labels: mommy and daddy are in jail and mommy touches my butt, Our house burned down
